Mr Mascellani's Musings

When Crazy Yolanda decided she was a dog
she woke me up with a lick to my face.
When she considered herself to be a cat
she showed her annoyance with a scratch to my balls.
She ate the roses I gave her for her birthday
when she gathered that she was a goat.
The time that she believed she was a bird
she perched on a tree
and shat on my car.
Then Yolanda thought she was a fish
and stayed submerged in the bath until she drowned.

Crazy Yolanda
now, she's in heaven
but she thinks she's a devil.
She comes back sometimes
and possesses my toaster, my shaver, my tv and stereo.