Mr Mascellani's Musings

I, the undersigned,
no longer wish to be human.
I hereby give my consent to Dr ( ) and his team
to transform me from man to octopus.

I want my limbs amputated and replaced with tentacles.
My head is to be made bulbous.
I am to have a beak and ink sac
And finally, gills will be where my lungs are now.

I will swim with octopodes.
The reasons for my decision
are my own.
Signed….

And then
the Big Bad Wolf suddenly leapt out of the bed
and Little Red Riding Hood -
Hiiiii YAY! –
gave him a ju-jitsu kick right in his groin.
“Don’t mess wid me or me granny, bub,” she snarled,
as he writhed and whimpered on the floor.