Mr Mascellani's Musings

An Interesting Turn Of Events

There was a time when a guy, I used to work with, was at a nightclub drinking at the bar and chatting to his friends when a woman asked him to dance.

So, as they were dancing, and even before she asked his name, she asked whether he was into group sex and could he get a couple of his mates to see her,then she gave him her telephone number and address.

He asked me if I was interested. I thanked him but declined his offer. He did, however, manage to find three other guys.

And so, there you had it. A woman who wanted to have some sex with more than one guy
And four guys who probably just wanted to have some sex. The perfect match.

The next day at work, I asked him how it all went. He told me that she had called it off

'Why?'

'Well, I rang her up and told her that I had three other guys who were interested'.

'And?'

'Then she said, ‘ three other guys? With you that makes four guys. What's the fourth guy going to do?'

'I don't know, maybe he could suck your toes.'

'SUCK MY TOES! I AM NOT GOING TO HAVE ANY GUY SUCK MY TOES! WHAT DO THINK-THAT I AM SOME SORT OF A SLUT’?!

'And what did you say?'

'I said, hey, honey, I don't think you're a slut, besides who am I to judge?

'And?'

‘She hung up’.

'What an interesting turn of events' I said, one day I will have to write something about them.

And I have.

This is it.