Mr Mascellani's Musings

Thoughts On Filth

I have reached that age when younger men sometimes seek my counsel.

"Hey, Dave", one younger guy I work with said, while pointing to his lower lip, I'm growing a porno moustache, what do you think?"

This younger guy, whom we'll call 'Ron' after his favourite porn star (Mr Ron Jeremy) is in his early twenties, and really into porn. I'm not. Not really.Truly. Straight porn bores me after about five minutes and bizarre and violent porn turns me off. It would not bother me one bit,If I went for the rest of life and never again saw people urinating on each other and smearing each other with excrement. Once was more than enough. I agree with the cliche: as long as it is among consenting adults, then it's a matter of each to his/her own. Enjoy! Me? Thank you, thanks for asking, but, no thank you.

The last porn video I watched was lent to me by a friend. It contained a movie called '"Witness To The Penetration",and the Mimi McPherson (sad) and the Pamela Lee stuff. I mean how long ago was that and it was probably more than a decade that I had seen porn before that- if you disregard all the internet porn I used to see at work. Thank God, that it has been banned. Yes, thank God. There are things that one shouldn't have to see first thing in the morning.Yeah, so, I'm not really all that into Porn.

But Ron loves it. He speaks about as if it were fine art, literature, music, as if it were the very stuff of life itself. (to be completed later.)