Sunday, April 10, 2005

 

13 Ways Of Looking At Chickens.

I
There sure is a lot of them.

II
Some of them are white.

III
Some are black.

IV
Others are brown.

V
Some are colours
other than white, black, or brown.

VIISome are multicoloured.

VIIIThey are really dumb.

IX
So dumb that they wouldn’t get the ambiguity of point

VIII
nor be able tospeak up about it if they did get it.

X
Their dumbness probably plays a part
in the fact that a lot of them live in battery cages,
poor blighters.

XI
Female chickens i.e., “hens” lay eggs-of varying sizes and tastiness.

XII
Chickens have wing, but they can’t fly.

XIII
They sure taste good.
Well, not always,
but most times,it depends.

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