Mr Mascellani's Musings

This is just to say,
that as you were working last night
I got bored and called up the guys
and we all went to the pub.

Afterwards, we were a bit peckish
but the kebab shop on the corner was closed
So, I invited the guys back here
and we ate the chicken in the fridge
which you were probably
saving for that dinner
you’re having for your parents, tonight.

Oh, and if you were wondering
why the red wheelbarrow is all wet.
After fifteen cans of beer,
Jack didn't make it to the bathroom.