Mr Mascellani's Musings

Apple pie, artichoke hearts, amaretto cookies,
bread, bicarbonate of soda, bullets, bananas,
cauliflower, chocolate, cat food, curse of boils,
doughnuts, dishwashing liquid,
echincia, eye of newt, eggs,
fishfingers, floor cleaner,
glitter, glue, gun, Grand Manier, Le Grand Grimoire, grapes
hummus, hammer, her heart cut out and placed on a platter
ice cream, iron pills
jelly, jam, jar
knife, kitty litter, kite,
Ladies Home Journal,
minced meat, mop, moral fibre (for them), moral indignation (for me)
nappies, nuts (mixed), nuts (his, shot off and jammed in a jar)
olives, olive oil,
peaches, pears, pepper spray, platter,
quinces,
revenge (cold), radicchio
sugar, spice, sleeping pills, sour cream, stain remover,
tomatoes, toothpaste, tinsel paper.
u- bet they’ll suffer.
vanishing cream, vanishing spell, vodka, vanquishing spell, voodoo dolls,
whipped cream, whip, wing of bat (lite), weatbix, washing powder,
x- marks the spot where I'll skin them alive and bury their bones.
y- because they deserve it.
zucchini, zinc, Zoloft.

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