Sunday, January 14, 2007
Bubbles Unbound
Going against the laws
of God and man, Victor brings
a bubblewrap woman to life.
Her lips pop as he kisses them,
as does her transparent skin.
After he has burst
the last bubble on her body
Standard Horror Ending:
he sets her ablaze
and,as she screams and melts,
he leaves to create
a new bubblewrap lover.
Feminist Revenge Ending:
she smothers him to death with her plastic body.
Sappy, Hackeyened Romance Ending:
he discovers, in his heart of hearts,
that bubbles or no bubbles
he still loves her,
and she loves him
-her heaving bubble-less bosoms tell him so.
And they live happily ever after.
Critiques
of God and man, Victor brings
a bubblewrap woman to life.
Her lips pop as he kisses them,
as does her transparent skin.
After he has burst
the last bubble on her body
Standard Horror Ending:
he sets her ablaze
and,as she screams and melts,
he leaves to create
a new bubblewrap lover.
Feminist Revenge Ending:
she smothers him to death with her plastic body.
Sappy, Hackeyened Romance Ending:
he discovers, in his heart of hearts,
that bubbles or no bubbles
he still loves her,
and she loves him
-her heaving bubble-less bosoms tell him so.
And they live happily ever after.
Critiques
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